Club crackers, carefully sculpted land o’ frost turkey rolls, extra sharp white cheddar, black cherries, peanut butter cheddar sandwich crackers, and sliced golden kiwis (yes, I eat them with the peels on), delicious

by DragonFawns

31 Comments

  1. welding_guy_from_LI

    You make this fancy with the white cheddar and club crackers

  2. “**shart**cuterie”, lol. It looks good though. And golden kiwis aren’t for poor people, unless you have them growing in your garden.

  3. WumboChef

    A poor man’s version of this would be spam and/or jerky, spray cheese, oyster crackers from takeout, and maybe raisins. 

    This just looks like a good “i didn’t want to cook” meal. 

  4. MediocreWowwy

    Poor mans??? Brother, this is ‘middle class, working american with a decent house’ kind of charcuterie! ‘Poor mans’ would be a sleeve of old ass saltines, a single raisin from the junk drawer and shredded cheese that they stole from the gas station hotdog area when no one was looking.

  5. prguitarman

    This is easily a $20 plate at most mid-level restaurants

  6. Much_Amoeba_8098

    I appreciate you spelled it with an “s”.

  7. synchronizedhype

    Spent all the money on the kiwis had to settle for shitty crackers

  8. tuna_samich_

    Glad you keep the skin on, that’s where the mist nutrients are

  9. Sewergoddess

    I was today years old when I found out golden kiwis were a thing. I was going to ask why they look so sickly 😭

  10. Nosaja_adjacenT

    Well that’s rich!

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  11. i_swear_too_muchffs

    The only thing shitty is your title

    Edit- you’re supposed to eat kiwis with the skin on, it’s very nutritious. Only people who have issues with texture should avoid eating the skin.

  12. paulb104

    The real question is whether or not you eat the kiwi skin.

  13. JuanC1965

    Golden kiwi and the word poor should never be anywhere near

  14. ConsequenceNational4

    Not bad…I’d eat that in a pinch.

  15. Perfect-Presence-200

    Nothing poor about that spread.

  16. MarzipanPlane9490

    Looks delicious! Black cherries😋🤤

  17. Leather-Climate3438

    i would devour that entire plate🔥

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